Give me a man who isn’t fussy about his hair more than I am

Who loves baseball (but will only watch it on TV with the sound turned down)

Compliments my ass

And artfully dodges engagement when I press whether or not something looks good on me

Loves my cat as much as I do

Appreciates anything I cook for him

Takes care of his health without me having to ask

Loves the way I process things out loud

And how often I change my mind

Can listen and be empathetic when I complain

Doesn’t judge when I get depressed

Is turned on by a mere glimpse of me naked

Will hold me when I cry

And let me go when I need space

I just described you, my love

So glad I had the good sense to marry you.

Inspired by The Daily Post Daily Word Prompt: total